Senator John 'Kneeling' Kennedy

The old reprobate Senator from Louisiana who kneels down and supports anything MAGAt proposes.

There goes old fart Senator John 'Kneeling' Kennedy, once again support the corrupt MAGAt agenda, breaking his vows to support and defend the Constitution of the United States.

Senator John 'Kneeling' Kennedy by LaughingAloud February 10, 2026

Senator Rick Snott

The corrupt MAGAt senator from Florida who has been implicated in numerous scandals Medicare as well as private healthcare.

There goes MAGAt Senator Rick Snott, once again giving up his own integrity and duty to his constituents in order to curry favor with Diaper Donald.

Senator Rick Snott by LaughingAloud April 16, 2026

don't fuck with this senator 

NANOMACHINES, SON

*jack getting kicked in the balls*
Armstrong: DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR

don't fuck with this senator by PikaboyMOD February 17, 2022

shake hands with the senator 

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

shake hands with the senator by Tom August 25, 2004

Roman Senator 

The roman senator is synonomous with male pattern baldness. So named because the remaining hair resembles the garland sometimes worn by roman senators. There is no skullet; the bald spot on top is totally formed and prominent, and it is surrounded by a corona, or crown, of hair that has not yet fallen out. There is no widow's peak in front either, it has completely succumbed to baldness. Most closely related to the cul-de-sac.

George Costanza, of the TV show Seinfeld, is sporting a roman senator.

Roman Senator by Bolton Outlaw January 17, 2008

cuff the senator 

The act of masturbating. To masturbate.

She got me so turned on I had to go cuff the senator

cuff the senator by MeatCubed June 13, 2014

Thank You For The Question, Senator 

A phrase given by someone being interviewed by a senator, when their sole goal is to waste time and not actually respond to a question with an actual answer.

"Thank you for the question, senator", I do believe I followed the rules and regulations brought forth by the state governor that I work under.

"Thank you for the question, senator", The governor's office follows state legislator for this topic.

"Thank you for the question, senator", I'll have to look into that and get back to you another day.

Thank You For The Question, Senator by BigHickWithBigDick June 27, 2023