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Run-on-Sentence

A run-on-sentence is similar to any other standard sentence except just goes on and on and on indefinitely without actually telling you anything important beyond the first clause because a run-on-sentence is actually an ongoing series of clauses that should really be separated out into their own distinct sentences but aren't due to carelessness or hyperactivity observed most frequently in college students finishing last-minute essays or by those who have consumed far beyond the daily recommended dose of coffee, amphetamines, or snickers bars.
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Run-on-Sentence by Lynn Z. December 13, 2009
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Senator Armstrong 

Gigachad. He wins against your dad
Dad: *sees Senator Armstrong* We're fucked
Also Dad:* dies*

seated dance 

When an individual is swirling his/her arms and rocking his/her hips sideways to the music (particularly hip hop); but too lazy or drunk to pick his/her ass up and dance.
Most of these instances are sighted in bars, fraternities/sororities and in ricers and pimped rides.
As soon as the DJ switched to "Slim Shady" by eminem, Joe wanted to get up from the couch and dance to it, but he was too wasted and just did a seated dance.
seated dance by a_sporty August 24, 2014

Sentenco 

A typo for sentences

Definition:
1. A misspelling or improper allocation of a bunch of words
2. A correct sentence sent to the wrong person

Typically done when typing or texting.

The sentenco generally goes unnoticed until someone points out your error. This makes you feel a bit silly while also showing the other person to be the uptight dickwad, who doesn't let things slide, that he/she is.
Sometimes, one doesn't focus on one's grammar, punctuation, check the recipient, or simply has to many chat windows open; when that happens and you are made aware, you know you had a sentenco.
Example 1:
Randomly sms from Guy 1: I had better not see your scrawny ass if you don't bring the 30$ you owe me!

Guy 2: dude, feel like I'm missing half a conversation here. whats up?

Guy 1: Sorry man. Sentenco.

Example 2:
Girlfriend: I got an sms from you today calling me Heather and saying how you'd be free tonight when you told me you were sick in bed!

Boyfriend: Shit. Totally the worst time for a sentenco!
Sentenco by pandaninja October 10, 2011

Sentence Master 

A game created by Top Triamwong while he was bored.

Rules:
1. One player types in Random Letters (no grammer marks) ex. yimn
2. The other player must make a word out of each letter, creating a totally wack sentence.

Winner: There is no winner, cuz in the end we're all losers for playing this game
Dude 1 on AIM: Man I'm bored
Dude 2 on AIM: Let's play Sentence Master
Dude 1 on AIM: sure
Sentence Master by God's Brain March 12, 2005

run on sentence 

My girl scared me last month with her run on sentence, but thankfully she punctuated
run on sentence by guis June 20, 2011

roller-coaster sentence

A roller-coaster sentence is a sentence that contains words that are random, controversial, or crazy. These words can be anything with no limits, containing racist words or politics.

Picture a plain, generic roller-coaster. Usually, the tracks contain loops or segments that rise up and fall down. These "loops" would be the words in a roller-coaster sentence, as each word is a large loop.
roller-coaster sentence examples:
"Nigga sex frisbee".
"Mass Shootings are lovely and inspiring."
"Shit, meatspin's got my asshole on the hook."
"Cunt nigger trash."
"That gay nigga Jesus just fingerbanged me in a bowling alley in front of my step-sister, who masturbated on the spot."