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A large group of people, primarily mermaids who follow seapaint and the og jess sea . They can be found painting anything even blue waffles and have scales and are preoccupied withsex and the seagull. And the number 13
The #seacult really #painted hard for a #number13 #contest today.
seacult by Summer sunshine😎 September 28, 2019

screaming seagal 

Its when your poundin a girl on the beach and you pull out and stick your junk in the sand and go back in to complete it.
Last night we slept on the beach and i totaly screaming seagal'ed her.
the act of unintentional procrastination
stagulate by Valarie March 16, 2005

Raging Seagull 

A sexual maneuver that is performed by getting on a Ferris wheel, waiting till your at the top and masturbating onto the cart below if they're open casket type. As the jizz hits their shoulder, you caw like a madman and cry out "BEWARE THE RAGING SEAGULL!!"
"CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW"
"What the fu-"
"BEWARE THE RAGING SEAGULL."
"I'll Fucking kill you!"

cocky seagull 

Any northern species,usually caught in Florida, trying to imitate and live up to its Floridian counterparts. Markings closely resemble strong connection between bird and mammal species - spike in hair aimed at a 90 degree towards the back of the head. Lobster tanning also found in 9 out of 10 of specimens.
Bob - "Was that a cocky seagull I saw profiling in the white regal?
Tom - " Sure was Bob, he must have forgot his L.A. Looks at home."
cocky seagull by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

Bald Seagulls 

The best intramural squad on the University of Akron's Campus. Competing in primarily basketball and flag football.
"Oh great we have to play the Bald Seagulls in the first round"
Bald Seagulls by Big_Mike21 September 14, 2011