regret-rape

When someone is claiming they were raped because they regret having sex with someone else consensually. This pretty much never happens but incel use it as an excuse for why they hate women.

Common in incel communities

Rapey frat bro: Stacy came back 5 years later after having consensual sex and said I raped her

Incel: that's just regret-rape because she regretted it

regret-rape by moonboi42069 January 4, 2024

Nugget Regret

The feeling you get when you've done something in excess, akin to the feeling you get after eating 20 chicken nuggets from McDonalds.

The phrase can be used to describe everything from eating too much food to how you feel after a heavy night of drinking.

"I should not have had that bottle of tequila last night, I've got massive nugget regret today."

Nugget Regret by canadianmike October 12, 2011

text regret 

the sending of a text and immediately regretting that you ever wrote the text in the first place.

I can't think of an example. text regret

text regret by Blanco0o0o0o0 October 16, 2008

Taco Bell Regret 

Its like coyote ugly, but involving your stomach and a bag full of empty Taco bell wrappers.

"What you are doing in there, Tom?"

"Working through some Taco Bell Regret! *flush*"

Taco Bell Regret by El-Guapo April 15, 2013

I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this

A phrase that has been ironically quoted by many vtubers after a Twitter user posted screenshots of an alleged vtuber asking for free art saying "I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this" after the artist refused.

1: "can I have free art?"

2: "no"
1: "I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this"

I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this by whatthehword December 17, 2020

Wheel of Regret 

(Noun) The wheel on a shopping cart that is wobbly, squeaky (or otherwise noisy), off the ground (rendering it useless), or stuck.

This leads the individual pushing the cart to deeply regret choosing the cart, being at the store, and ultimately life itself.

News Story:
A local man was killed today when he was struck while trying to push a shopping cart across a busy intersection. Witnesses say the man inexplicably tried to guide the cart into the path of a bus, but was killed when his shoe lace became entangled in the cart's wheel, trapping him in the middle of the street.
A review of the cart's maintenance log suggests it may have possessed a squeaky wheel of regret.

Wheel of Regret by BlackjackII June 26, 2008

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome 

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.

An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario

Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome by Pers September 5, 2016