Portland

A city in Oregon that used to be cool but now has lots of problems with drugs and homelessness

"Downtown Portland has lots of homelessness sadly"

Portland by Saengdao December 29, 2022

Portland

The self-proclaimed capital of weirdness in the USA. Proud home of hipsters, stoners, fat people and fat stoned hipsters. The people pretend to care about the environment despite managing to turn a beautiful spot in the middle of forest, which was just about the prettiest place on earth, into a sea of giant concrete rectangles that reeks of air pollution. When you cross over the Columbia River to Washington, you immediately notice that the air gets cleaner, the rivers get bluer, and so do the skies. Overall the surrounding vicinities of Portland are a great place for kayaking, fishing and hiking. Enter the city itself at your own risk: it's basically a cheaper, shittier version of Seattle, but at least Seattle has the sea planes...

You know you've been in Portland for too long when you realize your waitress at a restaurant has an Adam's Apple.

Portland by Bbb23’s left testicle August 20, 2023

Portland Snorkel 

Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.

I was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a Portland Snorkel and I nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.

Portland Snorkel by Snorks March 24, 2007

Portland Oregon 

The shit hole of the north-western United States.

The sidewalks have the highest piss concentration for a city of its size in the entire world.

Portland Oregon has a ton of activities for the homeless like throwing needles into the river and pissing in public trashcans

Portland Oregon by PDXoriginal March 6, 2019

Portland Freeze 

A social phenomenon that occurs in the Portland Oregon area. It explains the difficulty of making new friends in the city of Portland, OR, especially being a transplant from outside of the city or state. New residents tend to describe Portlanders as generally polite but not warm and friendly. Very similar to the Seattle Freeze but possibly more perplexing because of the significant number of non-Oregonian/transplants in recent years.

Transplant: Hey, let's meet up sometime!
Portlander: *awkward silence for a few seconds*... Yeah. But I don't think I can, sorry.

Transplant: Hey, you heard of the Portland Freeze?
Portlander: Not really. Most people are transplants anyway. Maybe you're just not social.

Portland Freeze by jollytravels January 14, 2019

Portland Passback 

It's where you freeze your poo, and put it up your mate's bum. Then he poos it back in to your hand.

Hey mate, we're bro's, right? Lets do a Portland Passback!

Portland Passback by SelfishSi June 10, 2018

Portland Straightjacket 

During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.

Cameron finished the deed in style by putting her in a Portland Straightjacket

Portland Straightjacket by The Veteran of Vegas August 6, 2011