droppin platinum 

1. Sitting on a toilet and unloading fecal matter into the bowl.
2. Using the restroom (#2).

The term "platinum" derives from an urban clothing line "FUBU". The name itself sounds like something that comes out of your ass (feces). FUBU then upgraded their clothing line to "Platinum FUBU". Hence, an upgraded shit. So, when you drop platinum you are unloading something really nasty. The term became, "dropping platinum fubu". It was too long to say, so it got shortened to "dropping platinum".

"Hold up, I gotta drop platinum."

"Wassup, what you up to?"
"Chillin, droppin platinum"

droppin platinum by Kobe Nol March 10, 2008

Platinum Angel 

Magic The Gathering card game.

Platinum Angel is a 7 casting cost 4/4 flying artifact that reads: You cant lose the game and your opponent cant win the game.

Even though Jeff had no cards in his library and his life was less than 0 the Platinum Angel prevented him from losing the game.

Platinum Angel by The Jeff December 25, 2007

platinum rattlesnake

The guy at the party who touches girls once they've passed out.

Watch out for Jeff, he's a real platinum rattlesnake...

platinum rattlesnake by Kurt Russell February 8, 2015

platinum pussy syndrome 

This serious mental affliction occurs when a female is under the false impression that her vagina ALONE has powers that surpass all other women on earth in the ability to keep a man. Also known as PPS

Most groupies & gold diggers suffer from platinum pussy syndrome, till those divorce papers roll through

platinum pussy syndrome by CBeezy74 April 13, 2016

the platinum rule 

The Platinum Rule is the rule above the Golden Rule. The golden rule being "love thy neighbor"; the platinum rule is "never ever, ever, ever 'love' thy neighbor" (have sex or intimate relations with them).
The Platinum rule comes from the Bro Code Article 83: A bro shall, at all costs, honor the Platinum Rule: Never, ever, ever ever "love" thy neighbor. In particular, a Bro shall never mix it up romantically with a co-worker.

The 9 Stages of the Platinum rule are: Attraction, Bargaining, Submission, Perks, Tipping Point, Purgatory, Confrontation, Fall Out, and Co-Existance.
Attraction: Getting attracted to the person(s) you see on a daily basis
Bargaining: Saying that all would be alright and the Platinum rule will not apply
Submission: Giving in to the relationship
Perks: Noticing the upsides to the relationship
Tipping Point: When you notice that it won't work out
Purgatory: The never ending suffering that will follow
Confrontation:Ending the relationship
Fall Out: A reaction, a bad one, from the confrontation.
Co-Existance: Learning to live with that person(s)
Such relationships will never work out and will go through all 9 steps if its with someone you see on a daily business.

Anthony: Hey I'm gonna take my doctor out on a date tonight!
David: Don't poop where you eat Anthony.

Anthony: What do you mean?
David: The Platinum Rule.
Anthony: No, this doesn't count.

-A few weeks later-
Anthony: You were right. This relationship was a total failure.
David:The Platinum Rule is proven once again.

the platinum rule by ShadowSenpai August 19, 2014

Platinum

Uber cool. Relentlessly awesome. Cooler than cool.

Joe: I just got a job at Victoria's Secret
Jim: Man, thats platinum

Platinum by LegalDevil August 15, 2012

Platinum Shazzle 

Any liquid sprayed, shot, flung, or projected from one's person that has a disease of multiple diseases in it. Such liquid is known to contain the "platinum splash." Said liquid is known as "shazzle," which is generally in one form or another used to describe ejaculate, or projectile of liquid excitement.

Jimmy shot his platinum shazzle all over Hector's back, and it was a gruesome moment to witness indeed.

Platinum Shazzle by Fluffy The Rhino October 24, 2008