planking 

Parkour for people who can't move fast

Jimmy: Did you see that pic of Ben planking on a police car?
Matt: Yeah, I lol'd when I saw it. I heard Ben's too slow to parkour.
Jimmy: Lol yeah, I heard that too. But planking is still as chill.

planking by TehChingsta June 14, 2011

Planking 

Probably the most stupid thing you will ever see in this world. If you see something stupider than that, you can kill yourself. Planking is recognized by some as a "sport", -which I say, if they insist calling it a sport, then it's gotta be the only sport americans can practice.-

It consists in one dumb moron laying down with his face on the floor. Believe it or not, one person got killed while practicing this "sport".

Matt: Hey Steve, have you seen the pictures of me planking?
Steve: Of you doing what?
Matt: Planking! Here, check it out.
<shows the pics>
Steve: Big deal, dude. That's what I do every night to sleep.

Planking by Guilherme133 July 9, 2011

planking 

When one proceeds to lie flat on a dangerous/unusual surface, with their hands by their sides. A photo is then taken of the planker, and posted online. It is a competition to plank in the most unusual/dangerous place. People have died planking - yet it is still an internet craze. Its fucking stupid.

Dude, did you see that guy lying on top of that 8 storey high pole?

Yeah man, he was planking.

Oh. Get a photo before he fell?

planking by jahhman23 June 19, 2011

Planetnivore 

noun {plan-it-nuh-vawr}
an animal, alien, planet, or star that eats an entire planet or planets.

related forms:
planetnivorous, planetnivoral

The Hubble space telescope has spotted a planetnivore star in the act of devouring a codependent planet that is orbiting around that star as reported in a science article published in the CS Monitor.

Planetnivore by Tsarstepan May 22, 2010

planetonic 

(Plah-neh-ton-ic)

The platonic relationship between two or more interplanetary species.

The relationship between the ambassador of Earth and the leader of Saturn is strictly planetonic

planetonic by Happy_pie-cake November 9, 2017

masturbational planning 

When you can't currently beat dat meat because you are with family or in class etc... and you plan a specific time to get fappy and fap.

"Shit, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on Monday, August 17, 2023..."

masturbational planning by Goat arena optimized January 28, 2015

I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe 

something that defines humanity

I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.

I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020