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Pizza Roll

A sexually deviant act where a man takes a roll of dough and rolls it into the shape of a pizza crust. He then proceeds to jerk off, shit on, and then spit on, the pizza. Rolling into a kind of burrito form, he then jams it into a girl's vagina in a harsh manner, adding the "sauce" needed to complete the pizza roll.
Yo son, did you hear about why Jenni's walking all funny? Brad did her a Pizza Roll!
Pizza Roll by Psychovore August 15, 2008

Pizza Roll Napkin 

a tampon that falls out in front of a LARGE audience and chills on the couch for all to see!
Guy- "what is that???"

she grabs quickly

Girl- "A pizza roll napkin!!!"

she is very embarassed!!
Pizza Roll Napkin by Chanel && Sam February 20, 2009

pizza roll hell 

When you put a microwaved pizza roll into your mouth and it’s too hot, but instead of spitting it out you just hold it into your mouth while your inner cheeks slowly melt
Chris was in pizza roll hell when he stuck a piping hot pizza roll into his mouth before it cooled

Pizza roles 

- some snack that is pizza in a role form. Basically when you stoned asf you will just want to eat some pizza roles and end those munchies
“Yo im high asf lets make some pizza roles
Pizza roles by Sereniroo July 9, 2018

Pizza Roll

Another Common Ithaca term for girls who's vagina is still on the clock
Guy 1
Hey man that pizza roll was a solid 10.
Guy 2
Bro my pizza roll was a solid 3.
Pizza Roll by Silence DogGod March 25, 2019

Pizza Roll Patrol 

A warframe clan in which DemonGodAeigis is the best member, followed by SinisterRiot and Jaipal.
I heard that hot guy Demon is the best member of Pizza Roll Patrol