Spooky Month is the worldwide nationally celebrated holiday on October 1st all the way to October 31st. Degenerates would call this 'Halloween', instead of it's regular name. Celebratory activities include trick or treating, watching spooky movies (I'd reccomend 'Really Spooky The Ooga Booga'. It's very scary), Buying candy from the candy store, summoning demons, getting a clown to tell you a spooky joke, going to spooky party on the top of a hill and meeting 'The Eyes of The Universe'. Turns out he's a pretty chill guy if you do the spooky vibe with him, also he likes candy, especially Mars, Kit Kats and Milky Way, but really doesn't like Three Musketeers.
When you meet a girl at the bar and sleep with her and then decide it would be bad of you to not see her again. You then proceed to date her for 3 months.
Q: Wow is that your girlfriend?
A: WHAT?!?! No! I picked her up from the bar three months ago...its just a three month stand.
stan twitter’s white boy of the month is when stan twitter crowns a skinny, attractive white boy as their king to obsess over for a month only then to drop him the next month when a new one rises (usually has brown curly hair with a few exceptions*)
*Ross Lynch for the month of December (he didn’t know what it meant and was going to google it so I defined it for him, you’re welcome Ross)