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Heidi Montag 

1. A dead-behind-the-eyes girl that loves to ditch all her friends for guys named Spencer that sport "creepy, flesh colored beards".
2. Someone who has tried their hand at acting and singing...and failed miserably at both.
3. A person who is a sad excuse for a celebrity.
1. "Hi, im Heidi Montag...My boyfriend/Ex boyfriend/Fiance/Only Friend/Verbal abuser/Life size version of a "Ken Doll", Spencer Pratt and i are Engaged! oh....wait, we're not..wait we are. OK. we're not."
2. "Im heidi Montag and my single is only downloaded by people who want to roll on the floor laughing or bulemics who need to listen to something to help them throw up."
3. "Im Heidi Montag and my boyfriend and i take pictures of ourselves and sell them to US magazine to pay our rent."
Heidi Montag by MissObvious August 4, 2008
So class its so un-fuckin-believable.
Whoa! John is Mintage!
Mintage by Snowy November 30, 2004
A montage consisting of manly, testosterony activities that only the grittiest, manly men can manage to cram into a series of clips.
Barats and Bereta really managed to compile quite a mantage, didn't they?
mantage by anonymouswaffles December 7, 2007

Mongager 

A manager who suffers from retardation, who cannot make manageable decisions.
"Brett is such a mongager"
Mongager by anti-mong September 21, 2011
Is a intelligent,smart black male. And a great secret keeper. He's also a street type person
Do you know Montae?
Montae by 10 God boii August 21, 2016

Montagoon 

A caucasian goon. a white thug who goons in every situation.
Me and my boy played basketball and he was a straight montagoon. he didnt miss a shot.
Montagoon by Montagoon June 16, 2009