meating 

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.

"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"

meating by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009

Moaning 

Making loud noises while being penetrated in either the asshole or the vagina or sometimes the ear

Sammy: *Starts Moaning*

JJ: *Ear Fucks*

Moaning by BigBig dick dale January 29, 2019

soul-mating 

v. The act of matching two individuals who are destined to be with one another.

Do you want to go soul-mating?!

soul-mating by -=[Vi]rus=- February 17, 2005

Moaning Circle 

In Norway during the 1850's, the average citizen was poor, tired and uneducated. And last but not least they were bored and were looking for some way to reach something close to euphoria, during something other then sex. So a group of elderly women decided to try something new, and so the first Moaning Circle was born. A Moaning Circle consists of minimum 4 persons, all sitting in a circle. They sit about half an arms length away from each other, and everybody is completely naked. And once everybody is ready, you start masturbating the person sitting to your right. And the important thing is to moan, while, and whenever you feel pleasure. And once you reach your climax, you must let it take you away and let the primal beast within you scream with pleasure, while continuing to satisfy the person to your right. The idea is that you get a unison climax, and that the multiple satisfactory moans of your circle will take you to a new level of euphoria.

1. "MY GOD, i was in a Moaning circle with your sister the other day, and I must say she moans like a savage beast!"

Moaning Circle by Norwegian Pecker December 24, 2009

Hipster Mating 

Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.

"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"

"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"

Hipster Mating by mrciarano December 4, 2013

squirrel mating 

The act of having sex upside down in a closet.

Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.

squirrel mating by siprofesora November 23, 2016

Morting 

An extreme version of "dying."

Shaniqwa: Olivia Pope needs her own man! Tired of basic b*tches hopping on my men.

Me: MORTING!!!!!!!!

Morting by thedinosaurxx January 30, 2016