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Stephen C. Meyer 

The most boring Dallas Baptist University speaker in the history of this school’s rich history. This includes all speakers from the schools opening in 1898 all the way to present day, January 24, 2022.
“Hey bro, are you going to Chapel today?”

“No dude, Stephen C. Meyer is speaking.”

Oh shoot you right, let’s bail.”

Oscar Meyer Position 

To rest the penis on the vagina as if to lay a hot dog in a bun.
Eddie gets tired sometimes and just uses the Oscar Meyer position.

Stephanie Meyer 

The worst writer in the history of the world. Known for her shitty Twilight series, her books make me sick. If you're thinking about reading Twilight, don't. It's all about some weak ass slut who's afraid of her own shadow who is also anorexic and falls in love with a "vampire". He's really just some stupid fuck who wears body glitter to be more attractive, but makes him look gay and climbs trees. Both Bella and Edward combined have the intelligence of a jellyfish (meaning that both of them have no brains). All they like to do is have sex with each other. So Stephanie Meyer is a really bad writer who can't take criticism.
Damn, I really want to send Stephanie Meyer some negative feedback.
I'm on team Dracula if anything.
Stephanie Meyer by Failurebitch January 7, 2019

Urban Meyer 

The god himself. Him and the Jags have been grinding ever since he became the coach. You may even catch him with your mother at times.
Bro did you see Urban Meyer yesterday? Yeah he was with your sister
Urban Meyer by 9 9 9 December 5, 2021

oscar meyer 

oscar meyer by makaveli March 23, 2003

Mega meyer

A fat beach whale, commonly spotted at the jersey shore. It is known for sneaking on the sand and eating peoples food.
Kid 1- I just saw a mega meyer at seaside heights. Kid 2- yea me too, it just ate all my buffalo wings.
Mega meyer by BlacknMild July 24, 2009