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The Mary Poppins

The action of inserting an umbrella into one's arsehole and opening it to full capacity whilst inside their being.
Karen complained to the manager after her umbrella broke from doing The Mary Poppins too much.

The Mary Poppins

The woman, or man, if that’s your cup of tea, gets down on their hands and knees and the other person puts a spoon full of sugar in their mouth and slowly inches an umbrella up their asshole.
Karen: it’s raining out you may want to take this umbrella. Jake: I’m not taking that umbrella anywhere, I won’t even touch that thing. Karen: uhhh, why the hell not? Jake: that’s the umbrella that Mike uses when he gives Lisa ‘The Mary Poppins’

Reverse Mary Poppins 

The act of sliding a long, staff-like object into a container that should in no way be able to hold the entire length
Did you see that sword swallower at the circus? He was reverse Mary Poppinsing that thing ALL the way down.
Reverse Mary Poppins by Erlenkonig November 21, 2019

The upside down Mary Poppins 

The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.
Man last night was great until Sheila tried giving me the upside down Mary Poppins.

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

Mary Ploppins

When a female performs oral sex on her male partner while she is on the toilet deficating.
Yo man that girl from the bar last night was freaky, I totally got a Mary Ploppins.

"Hey how did last night go?" "Two words bro; Mary Ploppins"