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Make Rohit Indian Captain 

Make Rohit Indian Captain because he have 5 Ipl titles as a captain and he is better captain than virat coolie
Virat coolie is a choker therefore Make Rohit Indian Captain

Make a (Insert name of hated or filthy person here) 

To make a really really big poop that smells. Generally has a guys name but girls names can be used. Can be used as many phrases such as "Make a Karl" or "Make a Ronnie"
Phil: DUDE I NEED TO MAKE A (Insert name of hated or filthy person here)!
Mike: You mean that really fat and annoying one in Math class?
Phil: Yeah thats the one.

You make my software into hardware 

A nerdy pick up line that tells someone they are sexually aroused upon seeing them. It's a nerdy boner. Normally used when a nerd sees an incredibly hot slut (Because all nerds go for sluts)

Your penis becoming from a device that is within the interior of the computer, to a device that can be inserted into any computer. They are not however, immune to virus (atleast not until the idick comes out.)
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "My computer isn't working"
Nerd: "Why?"

Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "It says I need to insert some hardware into my mainframe in order to update the software on this computer."
Nerd: "Well I can help you with that"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "You have the right hardware?"
Nerd: "You make my software into hardware"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "Like, WHAT???"

National Make Fun of Inter Miami Day

April 19th is the day to clown the last place in the Eastern Conference and Ft Lauderdales favorite frauds Inter Miami (more like Outer Miami) and all the fans that jumped ships too
“Bro I can’t believe you left us for Inter Miami, It’s ok, you can clown me on National Make Fun of Inter Miami Day

Cash me inside, make me some tea 

Cash me inside, make me some tea

1. When you visit your friends often they know to make you a nice cup of English Tea when you come over.
2. When you have an argument or a fight with someone, however it is too cold outside for either of you to sort it out outside, so you stay inside.
Example :

1. " I'm coming over Niamh, it's just a 5 minute walk, do me a favour, Cash me inside, make me some tea".

2. " OH my God how dare you talk about my mother like that you cow, it's -5°c out there ! So Cash me inside, make me some tea!!"

So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok? 

The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.
The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.