laying it on thick 

A term describing liberal use of sarcasm, hatred, flirting, etc.
Usually used when a person is "overdoing it" trying to make it very clear that they like/dislike someone

Dude1: hey, mike thinks u don't like him anymore
Dude2: oh really? took long enough cuz i been laying it on pretty fucking thick lately

laying it on thick by B March 31, 2005

laying the foundation 

When a guy or a girl starts texting you a few weeks before coming back from a school break, such as the summer or christmas vacation in order to appear that they are interested in you, but it is really just a drawn-out booty call.

before you can build a house, you must lay a foundation, hence before you can convince the girl to hook up with you, you must lay the foundation to do so.

"so dave started texting me again"
"do you think he likes you?"
"well i'll see him in a week, so maybe he's just laying the foundation"

laying the foundation by peanutbuttapi November 19, 2009

laying the pipe 

The act of having sex with a female using your massive pipe

dude last night I was completely laying the pipe with sheela

laying the pipe by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016

laying around 

The act of sleeping with multiple people or with one person multiple times.

I heard Rebecca is laying around a lot.

laying around by Cthulhoop November 29, 2015

Laying down wolfbait 

A sudden and URGENT need to poop with complete disregard for facilities or location.

camping~Dude what the fuck! Whose been laying down wolfbait outside my tent?
At a bar~Dude watch the door for me while I lay down some wolfbait....

At a party~We gotta go, I stopped up the bowl trying to flush down the angry wolfbait I dropped off.

Laying down wolfbait by mrmalachicrunch February 26, 2012

laying a Brick 

When one takes a poo in a public place usually for comic value or on an enemy's property as a form of revenge, leaving the victem with a warm, smelly, steamy, some times wet deposit depending on what the donor had for dinner the night previous to the insodent.

John: Dude, Richie's really geting on my nerves

Geo: Try laying a brick on his shity wee flat

John: Custy M8

laying a Brick by heycambychad April 7, 2009

Laying a Slug 

v.

1. Excreting a stool of questionable consistency. The offending ex-bolus usually has a slug-like appearance.

"Sick! The dog was just laying a slug on your carpet! I think I'm gonna ralph.

Laying a Slug by Ladderwalker February 4, 2009