Keeley purser 

A gorgeous blonde, blue eyed girl who everybody loves and she can take ur man if she wants to she’s also a mega one direction Stan ‼️
She is fabulous and the most funniest person ever (even funnier than Russel Howard).
She is also very successful so u should add her on Tiktok - keeleygrace.xox

Person 1 :Oh shit it’s Keeley purser

Person 2 : yeah she’s gorgeous and funnier than Russel Howard

Keeley purser by Keeley purser June 30, 2020

Keeley out 

To Keeley out is to either arrange a meeting with enthusiasm, only to not turn up (or as skaters and hippys might say; bail') , or to attend said meeting, only to leave shortly afterwards, usually to watch some inane programme on television.

The usuage originates from famous Physicist Leslie Keeley, who invented a medical treatment for alcoholism, but spent so much time performing operations that she would often forget to hang out with her bois. She died in 1965.

See also, Keeley Shift"

"hey, I know you have an important exam today, but you'd better not Keeley out on us"
"ok I wont"
"yes you will, you always do you nob"

Keeley out by sbccrew October 20, 2009

keeley bloomfield malik 

a girl who stans ateez and ults wooyoung she also likes the boyz and her bias is choi chanhee.

oh you know the girl obsessed with kpop “keeley bloomfield malik”?

keeley bloomfield malik by chanhee.f4iry April 28, 2021

Keeley Marx 

Keeley Marx is a extremely hot girl and will always be your best friend, she loves to play golf and all sort of sport. And if you don't know any Keeley Marx, go and get yourself one now!

Neighbor: you know that girl's name? She is hot as!
Me: yeah, she is Keeley Marx, she is my girlfriend! Jealous?
Neighbor: Yeah, I am.

Keeley Marx by ✨Lumière🕯🇫🇷 June 21, 2017

keeley killackey 

well what can i say keeley killackey is a girl you will completely love. she has been the love of my life for ages and i will never let her go. she is really funny and really sweet, she is loved by all. sometimes she can be a slag but most people love her for it. althought she is taken she always gets boys and is really fit.

josh: OMG, its keeley killackey, i want to bang her

kyle: doesnt everyone?

keeley killackey by keeleylover January 21, 2012

Alissa Keeley 

A lesbian that loves Oreos and eats too much lip balm.

Who is that girl eating lip balm and Oreos?

That must be Alissa Keeley

Alissa Keeley by ivantheaussie_lover May 27, 2019

Nick Keeley

The Act of turning your penis inside out , setting it on fire and then mailing it to your lover.

James: Yo I Nick Keeley'd rebecca last night
John: Dude me too!

Nick Keeley by Jflannelpajamas April 28, 2017