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daddy hurley 

somebody that will fuck your bitch then fuck you up. and once he's done with you he's gonna move on to another nigga's bitch and fuck the shit outta her.
damn daddy hurley gotta big dick
daddy hurley by Daddy Hurley March 16, 2017

jasmine hurley 

the best person to ever exist, and has the greatest sense of humour
“Who did you hang out with today
“Oh I was with jasmine hurley
“That’s great! She’s a great person!”

Elizabeth Hurley 

Elizabeth Hurley is a slutty U.K actress that got more publicity for Hugh Grant's screwing around with a black transvestite named Devine Brown than what she ever got in her whole entire life.

Elizabeth Hurley. Please see slut, white trash, gold digger, tramp, Scarlet O'Hara, pussy pinch, portable casting couch, casting couch, sling fuck, cock worshipper, Cock-Death, Vampirism, strawberry-Sundae, super slut, anal slut, cum slut, piss slut, down syndrome slut and cum tart.
Elizabeth Hurley said, "I thought I was Passenger 69, not 59?"
Elizabeth Hurley by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

andrew john hurley

the drummer for fall out boy as of take this to your grave
he is a straightedge vegan who's drumming idol is
dave lombardo from slayer

he's number 5 on my drum god list

also
he never spins his sticks

because only bad drummers do it

to cover up how bad they are.
hey did you see andrew john hurley spinning his drumsticks at the fall out boy concert last night?

what are you talking about? only bad drummers spin their stick!! his pinkie never even came off the butt dumbass!!
andrew john hurley by codork May 28, 2009

dorothea hurley 

the luckiest god dam bitch on the freaken planet! married to jon bon jovi. they were high skool sweetharts. have 4 kids together. she not that pretty. jon could do so much better!
an ugly girl with a god like hot guy.
also:
a chick that gets cheated on but doesnt care.
seth's new Girlfriend is such a dorothea hurley!
dorothea hurley by moface October 30, 2004

The Hurley

Simply, while performing fellatio or giving a blowjob, one has a nose bleed. This undoubtedly must happen before the receiver ejaculates and the fellatio performer is still down on the receiver. Also, criteria must be a blowjob in A VEHICLE or train/plane/boat/cruise ship/ etc.
Oh twas a classic teenage fellatio session, in the front seat of a car. The windows were closed and the defroster was one, 100 degrees in the car. When the female blowjob giver was doing what she does best, a terrible thing happened. The sweltering heat mixed with her cold and within seconds of throating him, she had a nosebleed. And thus, the Hurley was born.