hob goblin 

when a male performs self masturbation and curls up to himself and sounds like freakitty old man while ejaculating...he is performing the hob goblin.

Man I just walked in on kevin and he was hob goblin like a mofo... that nasty nigguh!!! WTF!!??

hob goblin by Frsh To Death April 17, 2010

hob along 

To walk uneven
To make fun of somebody with a sore leg

Hey hob along how's the leg today?

hob along by David Stuart November 1, 2007

Hob Nob Goblin 

Found in the hunting realm of Big River Management Area in Rhode Island. These Goblins are the smaller version of the Hob Nob Snob Nob Goblins. They do Goblin things in the woods. (i.e. they eat animals) When hunting in Big River, hunters must take them into consideration. When seen, they must be shot instantly. IF NOT, the hunters risk the chances of becoming Hob Nob food. With bears increasingly moving into the area, the Department of Environmental Management (RIDEM) hopes that the Goblin population will be down by as much as 17% in 2020. If not, they are hinting at a 2 week shotgun season in 2014 to deal with these ferocious critters.

"Hey, I shot a 8 pt buck in Big River today, but a Hob Nob Goblin got it when I was getting out of the tree stand. It was scary!"

Hob Nob Goblin by bigriverhuntingexpert March 14, 2012

hob-knobbing

Messing around, hanging out; especially with snobbish people

Hob-knobbing is how socialites spend their days.

hob-knobbing by Hildasuz December 9, 2008

Hob-knocker 

1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles

2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked

On ICarly and Friends the runner up to David Archuleta calls everyone Hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the testicles ergo a hob-knocker...

Hob-knocker by ChaseMyFace February 8, 2009

hob knobbin the hemoglobbin 

placing your mouth all the way down on the males genitals; until it is almost possible to get the balls in there as well.

when a woman loves nothing more in her mouth tham a large throbbing cock, and would fight for the right to have this in her mouth.

She was really Hob knobbin the hemoglobbin.

hob knobbin the hemoglobbin by Frank da tank August 22, 2006

hob-knocker 

when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face.

a guy slapped his pee pee on my face and then called me a hob-knocker!

hob-knocker by richardtyronewilson February 15, 2009