different features 

Special bits that supposedly appear when you are seventeen to signal that you are ready to have sex with a dirty old pervy man who came out of the woods.

Man: *emerges from woods* “Do you need pushing, little girl?”
8 year old me: *sat on swing* “no, I’m seventeen! I can push myself!”
Man: No you aren’t, if you were seventeen you’d have different features!” *outs dick and disappears into woods again*

different features by Sexee March 25, 2018

Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features

Something that the world is full of. Every time you look around, you're bound to see one; Your teacher, your boss, class mates, co-workers, people on the internet, friends, the guy walking behind you, you, the person standing infront of you in the que, people working the tills at shops, people walking their dogs.....

Everyone in the world but me, is a Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features.

Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features by Pimp-Master J August 23, 2006

Group featuring old people. 

This group is made up of 4 ridiculous teens that believe they are are related in odd ways.

But there is many more things that might make people worry for these teens.

This Group featuring old people. is quite odd.

Group featuring old people. by That one weirdo November 26, 2019

Wank Features

When a guy is acting like a wanker and has the features of a wanker.

Has wank features been in touch yet? 🙄

Wank Features by Sez1987 August 23, 2021

Double platinum with no features 

When j cole stans remind you that 2014 forest hill drive went double platinum with no features to make j cole look better.

Person 1: Kendrick is better then cole, period
J cole stan: But j cole went double platinum with no features
Everyone: stfu

Double platinum with no features by STL446 June 12, 2023

Rat Features 

that which is evil; evil quality, intention, or conduct: characterized by or manifesting concern or care only for oneself: a female of canines generally: features related to any of several long-tailed rodents of the family Muridae, of the genus Rattus and related genera, distinguished from the mouse by being larger: unwilling or unable to associate in a normal or friendly way with other people: antagonistic, hostile, or unfriendly toward others: often referred to as "it".

Rat Features:
sarcastic tone"guys can you keep it down please"
sarcastic tone"do you mind if i shut this"
General disgusted looks in a rat like manner.
Grabs persons arm as it is raised to light cigarette "do you mind not smoking around me"
"people from ... do talk slow though"
After encountering "it" you may want to rub excrement on "it's" walls, and smoother bacon in "its" face.

Rat Features by loves4kp October 12, 2011

gimp features 

1. Someone who is ugly
2. Someone's face which looks like plastic surgery gone wrong
3. Someone who looks like a complete twat
4. Someone who seriously needs a facial operation but can't get one
5. Someone who looks like you

Your mum and your mum, AND your mum!

gimp features by Mr Piss-Brains January 29, 2004