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Education Inflation 

When a job, which ten years ago only required a high school education, now requires a bachelor's degree or higher. Other jobs, once requiring only a bachelor's degree, now require a master's degree.
You would think with my job experience that I could get a job as a sales representative at that crappy store. However, due to education inflation, I must now have a bachelor's degree.
Education Inflation by ARBaker August 11, 2011
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Educational Suicide 

When you fail to complete an assignment/project and your grade drops so low that it can't be fixed.
Damn, if i dont this history project, my grade is going to commit educational suicide
Educational Suicide by AviMgg December 28, 2015

distance education 

when you are too overpowered for physical school and do it from the comfort of your own home online.
person 1: "Oh you do distance education??"
person 2: "yea..."
person 1 "so its like homeschool"
person 2: "no Jeremy its not"
person 1 "so does your dad teach you about sex education with visuals?"
person 2 "no Jeremy you twat!"
*proceeds to beat Jeremy with a bat*

Restoring the Meaning of Education

Restoring the Meaning of Education is a non-profit organization that wants to improve the school system all over the globe. They want to make school: fun, safe, interactive, practical, affordable, and less stressful.

They have updates from Barack Obama (the President of the United States of America).

They also have a chat room, forum, and blog.
Restoring the Meaning of Education has practical solutions.

Educated Fool 

An educated fool is a person that is filled with book knowledge but is lacking in "common sense"
Mike Latoris-Yo do you see Dick Gozinya over there? Hes trying to teach that dog how to memorized the Periodic Table

Phil McCavity-Boy! Dick sure is a dumbass, an educated fool no doubt...
Educated Fool by PseudoNympho666 September 28, 2010

educational grinding 

Serious studying or homework sessions because your a straight up hussler when it comes to this Salem State shit(work)...
When Eric C isn't being a straight up mack, he's educational grinding at the library.

abstinence only education 

A rather counterproductive form of sex education that is supported by the evangelical movement.
Abstinence only education is a bit like "just hold it" potty training. -Roy Zimmerman
abstinence only education by kmuto December 25, 2008