Big Brother Contestant 

1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.

2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.

3) A cunt.

So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.

1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.

Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.

2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.

Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.

3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.

Big Brother Contestant by TheBionicMan July 30, 2009

Andrew Brydon Conception 

The act of throwing up in someone else's asshole.

Person one: Someone threw up in my asshole and I had this really ugly kid; it was like an Andrew Brydon Conception
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*

Andrew Brydon Conception by Kylie Whitaker May 18, 2008

Love Connection 

The Love Connection is PC for the sexual act known as the Chuck Woolery. Two in the pink and two in the stink. So kids start practicing your Vulcan salute again. Logistically speaking it is a nightmare. If pulled off successfully you will go down a legend and your girl will be know a slut for the rest of her life. Sound like win win. You will be connecting the pink and the stink.

After Candace has a couple more drinks, we will make a Love Connection. How sweet.

Love Connection by popabigballz July 13, 2010

Connection Hygiene

1. The strategic art of healthy human connection

2. The conditions or practices conducive to maintaining social health, positive social relationships, and interpersonal well-being, as well as preventing isolation, loneliness, and relationship weakening or loss, especially through community formation and engagement

I'm going to spend my weekend emailing, texting, calling friends I haven't talked to in a while – keeping-up my connection hygiene.

Connection Hygiene by PurveyorsOfCulture March 25, 2020

no connection 

an alternative rockband formed by Graham young, simon whenlock and Jon Hill. They realised 3 albums so far
justified, deal with it and to love to hate to love.
Some of their songs appear in the computergame Flat Out
I think its a pitty that they aint well known yet.Because their music is quite sound.

no connection is an awesome band

no connection by Billy Joe Bob!!111oneoneeleven December 24, 2005

Vegetable Connection

When a woman inserts a large zucchini into her vagina while the unsuspecting zucchini is simultaniously hollowed out and fucked by a vegetable sex crazy man.

Me: "Keith, how come there are no vegetables in this salad?"

Keith: "Jasmine and I used them all up in a vegetable connection this afternoon."

Me: "So where are the leftovers?...asshole!"

Vegetable Connection by NephthysScream July 14, 2010

taxicab confessions 

The ramblings of passengers, usually drunk, in the back of a taxi cab captured on the vehicle's surveilance camera.

Also the name of a popular documentary series on HBO.

Man, you were hella purved last night on the cab ride home. We should call the cab company and get a tape of your taxicab confessions.

taxicab confessions by L-Boogie January 15, 2005