situational comedian

when someone tells a joke that cannot be taken out of context, they can only tell jokes like stories. like Dane Cook.

often inappropiate

Lexxxilynn: well, I'm 16
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl

boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.

by Lexxxilynn February 7, 2010

Brutal Comedian

when a female is performing fellatio, her male partner ejaculates in her mouth. Immediately following ejaculation, the male makes the female laugh in a method of his choice. When semen is seen flowing from the nose due to the laughter, the male proceeds to punch the female in the face. Bloody nose is preferred.

"What are you whining about, its not like i did it to you."

by Clinton & Markito with an assist from K-money January 26, 2004

The Comedian

When receiving fellatio, as you begin to climax you tell a joke and your semen comes out your partner's nose.

I totally pulled the Comedian on Bejan last night, I spooged right through his nose.

by L. Dog September 30, 2006

Sit-down comedian

A comedian, who is a quadriplegic.

Did you hear about that paralyzed guy who tells jokes? He's kind of more of a sit-down comedian.

by guyomalley February 27, 2011

Schrodinger's Comedian

A person, usually a comedian, who depending on the reaction of the audience call their jokes "a call out to the deep truth people are too afraid to say" or "a satire of people who agree with the joke" when it's typically just offensive/shock humour.

An extension of Schrodinger’s douchebag.

James: That comedian on TV said black people shouldn't speak out about oppression!
Molly: She was making fun of people who think like that.
James: But she said on the news that she was calling out the truth?
Molly: Goddammit she's a Schrodinger's Comedian.

by personline January 2, 2022

thalidomide comedian

(n.) One who makes fun of others' disabilities. When the TC sees a person in a wheelchair, they get behind them and push them into the road. Often wear tight 70's clothes and use 70's colloquialisms, and racist terms. Always skinny.

"Look at that old nigger in the wheelchair..." said Joe, the local thalidomide comedian, just before throwing his burger at him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

wannabe comedian

jake paul.

the asshole is a hypocrite who bullies others about their own so called "bullying". His delinquent brother, tazed rats and has laughed at dead bodies in a joking manner and jake somehow justifies this

jake: "the jake paulers are the strongest army out there. dab"
literally everyone with common sense: why is this wannabe comedian fucking speaking

by dude, i dont even know May 29, 2019