The act of having a messy masturbating session whilst taking a dump at the same time. Added to this is the fact that when you come to clean up time and your quite aggrieved by the amount of mess you have made you will usually find yourself utter the phrase "Good Grief"
Last night I had a Charlie Brown wank as I found myself saying Good Grief at the mess I made.
Charlie Brown syndrome is just bad luck. When nothing goes your way and whatever effort you do is slightly pathetic, that refers to Charlie Brown.
For example charlie brown syndrome, Charlie Brown could never kick that football because Lucie kept pulling it away from him. He never really had luck with the girl he liked, and things just never went his way. He also had a Christmas tree that was just sad.
As much as we like to root for the underdog Charlie Brown, he just can't get a break because of his bad luck.
Any speech that has been slurred from drunkenness, distorted by lousy loudspeakers, or just rendered incomprehensible by other means. Refers to the "whaa-whaa-whaa" trombone effect from old Peanuts TV specials, indicating when an adult was speaking. Originally used in this context Feb. '06 on the DCRTV.COM (Washington area radio and television) website .
(Loudspeakers at Philadelphia's 30th Street Amtrak station) "Whaa-whaa-whaa Track 6".
Ed: Sounds like they hired a Charlie Brown Teacher to do the announcements.
1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.
2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.
1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.