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Carved out of wood 

It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.
To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.
Carved out of wood by Not Zane September 9, 2004
term use for an individual who uses stolen online credit cards for fraudulent transactions online.
hey man! you got alot of gadgets. are you a carder?
carder by sang seok October 28, 2008

Carpedonktum 

Defender of the Republic, stands up to the the evil Empire
Daaaammm...did you see Carpedonktum take out that whole platoon of storm troopers?
Carpedonktum by Dr VanNostrand December 31, 2019
When a Non-Chav destroys a chav to the maximum, without actually killing the chav.
"Why is that chav bleeding?"

"Oh, he just got carled."
Carled by Unluckyjoe April 1, 2007

cardenated 

When someone's friends draw stuff on you (such as penises) or to embarrassing things to you (no not that thing...) and take pictures; then they erase it from your face and make you think nothing happened. Later they show you the pictures in front of everyone, embarrassing the hell out of you.
"Check out these pics, Bro!" - bro 1
"HAHAHA, oh wait, is that me?!" - bro 2
"Yeah, you just got cardenated!" - bro 1
cardenated by avecsellers July 1, 2010
A strong Independent person, usually tall and one of the best friends you could ask for. They are probably one of the prettiest people you would ever meet I would know. Usually quiet at first but are really outgoing once they get to know you better. They usually don't like to tell people their secrets but if they really trust you then they will tell you a thing or two. Very bold and a person you would not want to get into a fight with because you will get some bumps and buses. Never get on their bad sides because that's a dangerous game to play, never mess with their friends because she will get you back if you hurt them.
"Is that Cardel?"

"Yea I heard she beat up a guy that hurt her friend"
"Really??"
"I bet he is sorry"
cardel by NightScwoler March 9, 2021