Even though Brodie may have a penis, he doesn't know how to use it. He prefers to look good and have long blond hair. He will always bitch out about how he looks on pics, and the way his hair is, like a stupid chick. Even though he looks tough on his
Myspace/Facebook page and easily offends people on the
Internet in real life he is a complete coward. Likes bragging about girls, but
don't get upset - that girl was either his cousin, or a blind
ugly granny aged 79. Also he thinks he is a "Straight Age" but honestly he just to chicken to drink or smoke. He choses drunk drug addicts as girlfriends, cause those kind of girls are always high and while being high are not able to see his face. But once they get off the weed they run like fuck from Brodie, that's why he tries to get girls on the
internet putting pics of them naked where the face is not very clear seen(u know why).
From all good genres of music Brodie listens to the most crappy and shitty - heavy
metal. Also Brodies are often fat. Or at least they WERE fat in childhood, and that's where they get their complexes.
Log Story short - Brodie is a fucking
loser, if you ever date Brodie, well, then.. You're becoming
loser's gf. He will use you as a justification that he's not a
loser/outsider/faggot, but let's face it - he is. All he says is a total bullshit,
don't ever believe him. Most of the time brace faced. Two faced. Bastard. Faggot. Renegade. Coward. Fatty. - All those words perfectly describe boy named Brodie.
Nat:Oh my Gosh, that
guy is so
ugly.
Haley: Yea, I know. That's Brodie. Eww.
Nat: Does he have a gf?
Haley: Indeed!
Nat: Eww..How come? What kind of girl would date him?
Haley: Some hooker from
Florida. I heard she likes weed.
Nat: Oh, so that's the answer! Haha!
