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Banter wanker 

A banter wanker is a person who joins a banter group only to moan that there is no banter. They can usually be found driving a Volkswagen Transporter, and they normally wear old cock rings in their ear lobes.
Ben: This group is shit it has no Banter.
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.

Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?
Banter wanker by C.H.Ungs November 10, 2019
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Weasel Beater 

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Weasel Beater by WeaselBeater November 29, 2019
The magnificent art of using word play, opinions, exaggeration, irony, sarcasm, and other comedic themes to (playfully) humiliate, make fun of, and laugh at your friends. This word is most commonly used in Britain, but 'Banter' is used around the world.
Joe: Your dick is so small!
Steven: Your mum didn't seem to mind it last night

Both: Banter m8 yh init
Banter by Domesh August 29, 2014

beatenschleuben 

n. A penis in faux Germanic phasing. Esp. when referring to masturbation.
"I'm gonna go play with my beatenschleuben."
beatenschleuben by Haus MD May 29, 2009

banter burglar 

A sorry individual who claims others banter as his own.
Commonly grabs banter from one group of friends and recycles it to use on another group, hence claiming it as their own.
Vinny: Oi Wreck, I saw a German bloke in a herlequin suit when I was in Amsterdam the other week! Unbelievable banter!
Wreck: Yea?? Really?? U cunt, Mills already told me that story, u fuckin banter burglar
banter burglar by Wreck September 22, 2005

Bantermobile 

A car that is often accociated with banterous events.
"To the bantermobile, so we can have light hearted banter with strangers and then jamie their dogs!"
Bantermobile by L-Cooper June 25, 2009