babysitter worthy

Similar to Seinfeld’s Elaine’s term sponge-worthy.

This term is attributed to when a single mom must decide whether a date is worth the cost of a babysitter. If the planned date either 1) costs less than the cost of the babysitter or 2) the suitor is not highly desired; the single mom should decline.

He asked her her to dinner at a Vietnamese BYOB restaurant with a $20.00 buffet, she determined that the date was not babysitter worthy.

Rachel said Steve is babysitter worthy because he is fun and he takes her sailing.

babysitter worthy by TheGoodTwin March 30, 2020

Babysantana 

Babysantana is a talented 14 year old rapper who has an angelic voice and astonishing talent either amazing vocals

Steve: bro have you heard of babysantana

Slump6s: rob nigga lunch money we can lunch box

Steve: have you heard of babysantana or not

Slump: yea he go hard like damn he only 14

Babysantana by Musawandile October 17, 2021

Baris the Turkish monkey 

Baris is a boy who’s from turkey. He’s a definition of a Turkish monkey. Baris is a guy who at the gym says “let’s go do push-ups” but will fight you cuz he gets no bitches. Baris is also the kind of guy who sprays you with water because he thinks it’s “cool.” I personally fucking hate baris because he’s a Turkish monkey. Worse than black monkeys are Turkish monkeys. Baris is also the kind of guy who won’t fight for his country because he’s a pussy. I hope Lebanon bombs his house one day inshallah!

Adam: Have y’all seen baris the Turkish monkey?

Zulf: no he’s probably hiding from the Turkish army so he doesn’t have to do his military service!

Baris the Turkish monkey by Baris is bitch January 18, 2023

Hipster Barista Queef 

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

Hipster Barista Queef by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021

i want your babys sucking on me 

it is the famous words spoken by ninja he does want YOUR babys sucking on him

it will involve him saying i want your babys sucking on me as he asks you to send him your dick picks as he commits cock and ball torture

i want your babys sucking on me by mcdonald gobler December 14, 2022

babysitter's helper 

NOUN:
Duct tape, used as a restraint, or for purposes of muffling human speech, cries, or screams.

"I couldn't get the kids to behave, so I threatened to use babysitter's helper on the little ankle-biters and they straightened right up."
"Some babysitter's helper across the mouth might get her to shut up."

babysitter's helper by James J. Mitchell August 31, 2006

babysit 

To pay little or no attention to your alcoholic beverage, letting it sit idle, while you pretend to nurse it.

Hey Nick, you getting paid to babysit that beer? Need a nipple?

babysit by Walker Kellogg August 21, 2005