Barley Awake Biden

A massive dumbass who can't even fucking talk the right way

Biden: I'm very smart compared to trump
Trump: Don't use the word "Smart" with me Joe, you graduated lowest of your university.
Biden: Well...
Trump: I've done more than you in 47 months than you have in 47 years
Biden: ...
Trump: your Barley Awake Biden

Barley Awake Biden by Pine Tree Walker December 3, 2020

Post-Awake 

the uneducated fans of Christian Rock band, Skillet. Pre-Awake is the other group.
Pre-Awake being fans that have known and listened to Skillet for years before their 2009 release of their Awake album.
Post-Awake, of course, being the opposite. This group of fans mainly only know of Skillet for the mainstream released songs "Monster" and "Hero" and really dont know some of the band's history.

Post-Awake fan: OMG I love that new band Skillet!
Pre-Awake fan: Oh really? whats your favorite song?
Post: Monster of course. Yours?
Pre: Forsaken
Post: What?! THEY HAVE NEW SONGS OUT?!

Post-Awake by Road_Kill_88M_90 February 26, 2011

facebook awake 

When you are awake enough to engage in social media but not yet ready to get out of bed & face the real world (Facebook awake)

Great party last night , feeling it today though . Stayed in bed until noon but was (facebook awake) since 9:00

facebook awake by Yolo4ever October 4, 2016

Facebook awake 

When you wake up & can use social media but not quite ready to get out of bed .

Ooh , heavy one last night . Didn't get up until noon but was facebook awake from about 8:00

Facebook awake by Yolo4ever May 30, 2016

Let awake dogs tell the truth 

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

Let awake dogs tell the truth by QuacksO March 21, 2024

Blind awake

Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed

I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.

Blind awake by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

The Prince is awake

A line from Homestuck followed by "Your shit is wrecked". In the fandom, it is sometimes used as a joke for when someone is in danger, or when something has gone catastrophically wrong.

Gina: "Aw, shit, they took B!"
Jeff: "The Prince is awake."

The Prince is awake by anonymous January 4, 2021