Skip to main content

Toyota Avalon 

Well built car, driven by some of the slowest jackass drivers ever; Therefore are some of the slowest cars in traffic.
I was fifteen minutes late for work!! I got stuck behind two of those bitch ass Toyota Avalons riding the left lane again, I had to hit the emergency lane to pass them, Dicks!!
Toyota Avalon by 186 mph January 14, 2010

The Mists of Avalon 

The best book in the world. Morgaine le Fay is awesome, Gwenhwyfar is a dill-hole, and if you have not read this book, you are missing out. Marion Zimmer Bradley=Best author ever.
Person 1: OMG! TWILIGHT IS LIEK TEH BEST BOOK IN TEH HOLE WORLD!!!
Person 2: Really? Have you read The Mists of Avalon?
Person 1: ...That's a whole title?
Person 2: *facepalm*

david avalon lopez 

david avalon lopez sucks at spelling.
Friend: I got a new girlfriend!
Me: Really, who?!
Friend: Ava Lane!
Me: Bro, you realize she a psycho bitch that avalane… Get out of it while you still can
avalane by ChineseFolk69 February 1, 2022

avalanna routh 

6 year old Avalanna Routh, diagnosed with brain cancer is known as Mrs. Bieber after a "wedding with Justin Bieber" at the hospital.
Friend: Who's Avalanna Routh?
You: Mrs. Bieber
avalanna routh by anonymousr2d3 January 6, 2014
The sweetest girl who anyone can possibly know. A little girl who was a fighter and fought for about 6 years. Beautiful, smart, and Justin Bieber's biggest fan. Avalanna was known by millions and fought long and hard, she is now an angel up in Heaven. Great job Avalanna :)
Mrs.Bieber? Oh that's Avalanna!!
Avalanna by BelieberGiraffe2845 December 24, 2012