arctic trail 

The act of signing your name on your lover's back with the frozen turd you just administered the Alaskan Pipeline with..... or just draw a few pictures. ( commonly done under the influence of the " Northern Lights ")

" hey , I just drew a dick on your back....with a turd . and there's an long wiggly arrow that points to your anus, let's call it the "Arctic trail "

arctic trail by Fisty McNuttsac February 14, 2010

Arctic Breeze 

The term that refers to the feeling of ass freezing ice in the air outside of your warm bed or shower.

This feeling mostly causes procrastination in the morning when you are still waking up.

Man: I should really get out of the shower now. But that arctic breeze is to damn cold!

Arctic Breeze by Grand Tissue Box January 10, 2013

arctic fist 

to shove your hand into a bucket of ice water, grab a fist full of ice and then shove into the others rectum

"man my ass is leaking water from the arctic fist I got last night"

arctic fist by onlinecutie April 15, 2014

Arctic Fever

when you are attracted to white boys only

Yung-Suzie , do you like Asian boys? No, I have arctic fever.

Arctic Fever by Arctic Fever July 24, 2015

Arctic Carl 

Performing a traditional hot Carl, the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face, but performed in an intentional, extremely cold environment for maximum warmth effect.

Scenarios might be, but not limited to, on a walk in refrigerator or freezer, outside on a blistering cold day, while hiking on the mountains or just dropping down the AC temperature at home.

I met the new waitress in the walk-in freezer after we closed. She brought the seran wrap from the prep station and I laid out the most steamy Arctic Carl I could push.

Despite the subzero temperatures outside, Bethany surprised me while I was making a snow angel by slapping some seran and dropping an Arctic Carl. It was so warm I asked if she might have a fever.

Arctic Carl by Dick Onchin November 15, 2020

Arctic Teabag 

When it’s so damn cold out your balls retreat deep inside the abdominal cavity leaving a tightly drawn in scrotum incapable of being fondled, pulled or performing a cherished teabagging of your mate.

I squatted over Rachael’s face this morning to wake her with a nice teabagging but the heat was out and I had the Arctic teabag going on.

Arctic Teabag by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Arctic Chompers 

The feeling when you are chewing gum (preferably mint) and you drink water at the same time and your teeth get cold and your mouth feels fresh.

*Jaden is chewing gum, mint gum*
Juliana- Yo, gotta stay hydrated
*Jam and Yah-Nae spot a water fountain and point*
Jaden- Good idea
*As Jaden drink the water her teeth ~freeze~ and she feels a fresh sensation in her mouth*
Jae- Dude, you have Arctic Chompers!

Arctic Chompers by Julianaibtj February 12, 2019