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Beat the piss out of an old friend 

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.
"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

with an iron fist 

an expression meaning "harshly", "strictly", or "ruthlessly"
The dictator rules his country with an iron fist: any protests or criticism of the government is punished by death.

laughing in an evil french way 

A laugh that sounds evil... and French.
"We will show the stupid Americans who le clutzy frog, eh?"
"HOHN! HOHN! HOHN! HOHN!"
-- The Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror 8

An eye for an eye

This phrase can have one of 3 meanings the Metaphorical sense: meaning one aggressive or harmful action commited against a person is moraly equal to that person commiting an aggressive or harmful action towords against his or her aggressor. The other meaning is the Entirely Literal sense of the phrase: in which one person has there eye taken by an other and so then takes that persons eye as retribution. There is also the Half Metaphorical meaning: which is one action that is aggressive or harmful towords a person or a body of people makes it moraly acceptable to take that aggressors eye as retribution
"Thouse barbarians have raped all of the virgins of our village so we must go over to their all-male camp and rape them because that is the way of an Eye for an Eye"

"Oww!! holy shit!! that guy just took my eye, what the hell!! I'm gonna take his eye because that's fair, its an eye for an eye!"

"I can't belive you just stole my last rolo Skippy!, that's it I'm taking your eye, *struggle* Bloody hold still!! *gauge* *pop* There we go. An eye for an eye skippy."
An eye for an eye by Ultraone June 24, 2009

An Ol' Fancy

"I gave myself an Ol' Fancy in the car on the way to work this morning"

"These sheets are disgusting! I should've given myself an Ol' Fancy"
An Ol' Fancy by The jimmy jam April 10, 2018

send an urgent fax 

verb. To become suddenly taken away from whatever you are doing by the vast need to deposit a particularly tempestuous turd which gives no warning of its presence whatsoever until the very last minute.
Sexy new secretary: "So, do you want to grab a bite to eat?"
You: (face going purple) "Sorry love, I've got to send an urgent fax."
send an urgent fax by Bonny lad November 11, 2004