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She is the most annoying girl ever! she will always try to prove her self right no mater if she is wrong. she will always hold a grudge, ALWAYS! she loves to explore she likes to try new things and she loves animals even reptiles.
Mom:ALONDRA! Get your ass down here!
Alondra:WAIT IM BUSY !
mom:WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Alondra by Sassypants February 12, 2018
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Creepy gay, stalks girls on tik tok, and is very violent
Ew look it’s a rabid Alondra

That means she’s gay right?
Alondra by BUBBIGUPPI101 November 9, 2021
Alondra is A fake ass bitch that can b your friend one day and then the other she "dont kno who yu r".
She also loves to play around and Manipulate people but if you say something back she starts giving u dirty looks and talkin shit but wont do shit when ur near.
Shes also a hoe and loves to play with boys feelings
She can be pretty but shes flat asf and tries too hard.
Yo Alondra such a bitch
Alondra by anonymosu March 21, 2019
A snitch ass bitch that’ll betray you real soon
Omg you know alondra snitched on deondre?
Alondra by Haige March 29, 2020
She’s a peon bitch

Alondra is a annoying piece of shit
Alondra by Alondra is shit January 16, 2020
Pussy smells like fish . Her ass is flatter than a smooshed pancake. She's a fake ass whore who' sucks small Chinese dick
Damn I can smell Alondra from here

Damn ew look at Alondra
Alondra by Haters gon hate March 21, 2017
A liar, a cheater, and you can’t forget A HOE
Alondra, you fucking slut.
Alondra by PussySmaser123 May 1, 2019