Alden 

Alden is a guy who would randomly jump out of the toilet completely butt-ass naked while forcing people to take pictures of him.

Aldens dick is also decent, its alright i guess at first, but then suddenly it turns into a fucking lego brick.

Nice dick Alden

Alden by silverskinnedchigga June 16, 2025

Alden

man that transformation was mid af

"man your so alden vro"

Alden by pseudonym2020you January 3, 2026

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

Alden's Number by BasedRedditCringe August 19, 2020

Alden's Number

The number's origin is of the theory dabbling in temporally dilated thermo-dynamics which causes humans to lie. The number cannot be revealed and if one wants to find it, they must look a little harder than UrbanDictionary.

Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(

Alden's Number by MangoMuncher912 February 22, 2021

Alden Detmuh 

The act of Simping

"Hey look at that hot girl over there."
"Yeah, I'm Alden Detmuhing over her."

Alden Detmuh by DetmuhFanClub March 1, 2022

Alden's Number

This number is the result of an equation done by scientist Voash N. Alden to find the estimated number of pedophiles in a 1.5 kilometer radius.

Using Alden's Equation, I found that Alden's Number is roughly 6.90.

Alden's Number by Senboy123 June 23, 2022

Alden's Climate Theory 

A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.

Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?

Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say

Alden's Climate Theory by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020