Rusty Rat Penis 

RUSTY RAT PENIS

THE RUSTY RAT PENIS GOT DIPPED IN VINEGAR.

Rusty Rat Penis by RATCHEF November 5, 2020

Schrodinger's Penis 

The state in which the male penis is both erect and soft at the same time. Where the penis is too soft to be useful in any sexual activities, but too hard to be comfortable. This can be achieved through excessive masturbation in a short duration of time, among many other ways.

"Babe come down on me, I'm horny."

"I can't, I have Schrodinger's Penis."

Schrodinger's Penis by AbnormallyLargeSwine November 11, 2020

Taylor’s penis

Around 8-10 inches, very massive

Yh Taylor’s penis is about 8 inches

Taylor’s penis by Biggajan March 13, 2021

Side Profile Penis 

When a feature of your body looks like a penis on from your side profile

I just tied my hair back, i have a side profile penis

Side Profile Penis by Jay.079 March 28, 2021

National Suck Calebs Penis Day

Suck caleb’s penis on march 21

oh shit its that one hot kids birthday, its national suck calebs penis day!

National Suck Calebs Penis Day by Hot big penis kid March 30, 2021

kai’s penis 

Something That Doesn’t Exist And Isn’t Visible During Sex
Kai is Typing...

Person #1 : Hey Have you Seen Kai’s Penis? It’s the Size of My Brain!
Person #2 : You’re hella stupid, that makes sense

kai’s penis by iiv April 16, 2021

guacamole nigga penis 

basic levle 1 comeback to any roast

guy1 1: nigga u look like a been bag that been sat on

you: guacamole nigga penis

guy 1: *crys*

crowd: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

guacamole nigga penis by wise nigga guru June 2, 2021