Definitions by AbnormallyLargeSwine
Schrodinger's Penis
The state in which the male penis is both erect and soft at the same time. Where the penis is too soft to be useful in any sexual activities, but too hard to be comfortable. This can be achieved through excessive masturbation in a short duration of time, among many other ways.
Schrodinger's Penis by AbnormallyLargeSwine November 11, 2020