Someone who uses toilet paper to cover the gaps in toilet stalls so people cannot look in and see them taking a dump. These people have tiny little penises.
Jim: I heard Ryan made a killing on dogecoin and bought himself a Rolex
Bob: I would never waste my money for swiss shitter like that, a true horology enthusiast knows Seiko is the pinnacle of watch making,
Jim: Don't be mad that your wife cheated on you and all you got was an Invicta.