One who has run out of toilet paper, and has replaced it with a swetshirt, gripping one sleeve in the front and one behind. The sweater jockey then pulls back and forth to clean the offending area looking as though he were riding said sweater.

Kyle Kaufman is a dirty sweater jockey.

Sweater Jockey by Your Name36 January 11, 2007

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Cosby Sweater

To secretly drug a young woman and have your way with her, but act like there's nothing wrong with it.

Dude, did you see what that chick at the bar is wearing. I'm totally going to take her home and Cosby Sweater her.

Cosby Sweater by Hibachi SuperVillain November 20, 2014

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sweating

Sweating is the release of a salty liquid from the body's sweat glands. This process is also called perspiration. Sweating is an essential function that helps your body stay cool. Sweat is commonly found under the arms, on the feet, and on the palms of the hands.

It's so hot outside! Omg I'm sweating.

sweating by Hicham June 28, 2013

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cosby sweater

A loud obnoxiously colored article of clothing worn by a man who will preach to you about family values while he fathers children with women who aren't his wife.

I saw this guy wearing a cosby sweater back in 84, he was stealing the hubcaps off of a school bus.

cosby sweater by Bill Dev September 13, 2006

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