shitting on my balls 

Are you shitting on my balls is a phrase used also as "Are you kidding me" as you are in a state of confusion and disbeleive

"Tressie has scabies? Are you shitting on my balls?

shitting on my balls by joe Dion August 1, 2007

Shitfinger 

The act of placing your index finger under the nose of an unsuspecting victim after that finger has been used to scratch ones ass.

Anne's face was priceless when Ken gave her the Shitfinger before her wedding picture was taken.

Shitfinger by Fred Garvin MP February 12, 2009

swifting 

to put Taylor Swift on repeat for extended periods of time , taking advantage of the fact that she has a song for every emotion.

I've been swifting since Tuesday, when my boyfriend broke up with me.

swifting by swiftafolyfe December 10, 2009

shitting the rainbow 

After eating food with copious amounts of food coloring, your poo takes on colors other than the usual shades of brown.

Mate, have a look at the icing on this cake. . . I'll be shitting the rainbow after this.

shitting the rainbow by Tim J Kelly August 12, 2005

Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn

A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn, is the gay equivalent of a Panther.
A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn is when a younger male, chases older men.

Guy 1: "You know I'm 25 right...?"

Guy 2: "Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean anything, I'm a Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn."

Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn by KickAssKyle January 7, 2011

Swifting 

Swifting 1. v) the act of pwning, without mercy 2. v) to eat

Man when we were swifting those weights everyone couldn't stop staring at us.

I was swifting like an animal at lunch today.

Swifting by tempurabatter August 1, 2009

shitting up 

The act of pooping while vomiting at the same time.

Eg. 1: My buddy Aaron had a stomach virus and chronic diarrhea, so he was shitting up all over the place. He didn't know either to shit or vomit in the toilet.

Eg. 2: My buddy Andy got food poisoning and ate a bran muffin, so he was shitting up all over the place.

shitting up by TheGamingGamer1 April 25, 2014