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Fanny Magnet 

An older homosexual who is attractive to young gays. From the American slang word for ass - the 'fanny'.
Gerry had silver hair and a tight pair of speedos. He was a real Fanny Magnet

Magnetic Lips 

The lips of someone who likes a younger girl (bear with me), because their lips are magnetically attracted to the younger girls braces.
"Where's insert name here gone?"
"He's been magnetised to some 14 year olds face"
"Oh... She hot?"
"Shut up. Now."

OR

"Man why were you just kissing that girl over there she's young enough to be your sister"
"Magnetic Lips mate... Can't keep my hands off a girl with braces"
"That could cause problems in your older years/court"
Magnetic Lips by Spirrett August 8, 2007

loser magnet 

Loser Magnet: someone whose "love" is a stack of wooden nickels made from the feculent end of a stick someone else was too smart to grab.
Don't be a loser magnet. Never shop for a used personal vibrator when you're drunk. No one has ever successfully shopped for a lover while depressed.
loser magnet by BobbyRayM January 11, 2008

magnetic keeper 

human with a horrible body but has a great personality,and excels at everything else
johns' hard to look at...yeah, but he just cooked up a 30 gallon drum of LSD!! hes' a magnetic keeper!!

jills' sure a fat bitch! yeah, but shes' got the best drugs on campus, and can cook AND sew! -got me through calculus too!, a magnetic keeper!
magnetic keeper by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

swag magnet 

n. a person who seems to effortlessly acquire gifts/promotional items from other people.
Did you see that girl at the beer fest? She had tee shirts, mardi gras beads, a visor, and several key chains. She is such a swag magnet.
swag magnet by Binkler April 3, 2011

waterbury arts magnet school 

can be ed sometimes slap ass Fridays suck also and most people there are idiots
waterbury arts magnet school is ed most of the time