"Where's insert name here gone?"
"He's been magnetised to some 14 year olds face"
"Oh... She
hot?"
"Shut up. Now."
OR
"Man why were you just kissing that
girl over there she's young enough to be your sister"
"Magnetic Lips mate... Can't keep my hands off a
girl with braces"
"That could cause problems in your older years/court"