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Law enforcement that have sixth sense on who is to become a convict.
Look Out..... The Convict witch has our number,,,, We are busted!!!!!
by eve1 June 23, 2024
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The art of Intuition. When we know what we know and YOU DID IT! alternate definition: Finding water with a tangible earth made object that defies logic, reason and ? ah??? maybe physics? The result=water
God damn that well witch!!! That woman she cost me my marriage and the only water she found was a tidal wave of divorce expenses for me!! I should of consulted my rabbi, priest, preacher, bishop and lawyer first!
by eve1 June 23, 2024
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Cum Witch

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A witch who sleeps with men to extract their cum and use it for personal purposes to lengthen her lifespan and attract more men~

Simply put, a person especially woman with high libido hungry for male attention and their cock~
She's just a cum witch, oogling over men.
by Lewdgirlxo June 15, 2024
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The well witch steals all of your hot water from your water well, leaving you with an ice cold shower or bath. Used when you end up having a cold shower/bath from the moment you get in.
"Damn it, the well witch took all the warm water again!"
by kabukifurfrou January 14, 2025
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Salem witch trials

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People being hanged in the 17th century by a bunch of pick me's
Convicted: Im innocent!

Girls at the back: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I see satan he is lying!!!!!!!!

Salem witch trials
by DDRANG0N June 23, 2025
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San-Witch

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🥪 San-Witch

/ˈsænˌwɪtʃ/
noun · emotionally edible

1. A real sandwich infused with emotional memory. Constructed from layers of nostalgic ingredients — often combining warmth, longing, memorable thoughts that evoke specific moments, people, or places, and a splash of ridiculous joy — pressed together between two slices of the present moment.

More than food, it’s a quiet ritual of reflection, often created during days when you crave grounding, comfort, or nostalgia.

🪄 A San-Witch isn’t defined by sadness — it holds joy, absurdity, longing, or even quiet triumph. It’s a sensory echo, plated.

💫 A San-Witch is never one-size-fits-all. It’s like a personalized spell — each one is crafted from someone’s very own emotional pantry.

Key Ingredients might include:
• One soft slice of a warm memory
• A crunchy layer of humor or imagination
• A spread of emotional comfort (like cat cuddles, old pop songs, or garlic butter)
• Optional: pickled uncertainty, sunny eggs of hope, or bitters of ‘what-could’ve-been’



2. A metaphysical meal — the emotional energy absorbed while eating or imagining said sandwich. A fusion of taste and memory. Sometimes eaten in silence. Sometimes with a playlist. Always with a tender heart.
• “She didn’t cry. She made her San-Witch, took a bite, and the world softened.”

• “She bit into her San-Witch and let the melted cheese of yesterday blur the sharp edges of today.”

• “This isn’t just lunch. It’s a San-Witch.”
• “He doesn’t know he was the tomato in my last San-Witch.”
• “Grilled cheese? Nah. Grilled calm.”
• “This San-Witch is dedicated to Mr.WonderWall - The Intergalactic Vampire Wizard who ghosted me for 4-months. Tear-soaked sandwich for today.”
by Pomsphere June 28, 2025
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Etsy Witch

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An "Etsy witch" refers to individuals selling spells, rituals, and other magical services on the online marketplace Etsy.
Bonnaroo was cancelled because we forgot to pay the Etsy witch 😓
by Issameee July 8, 2025
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