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Detroit blizzard 

The sexual act of having sex from behind and before you cum stick one thumb in her but and she comes up and sceams you ejaculate in your other hand and slap her in the face with it
I was free until I gave her a Detroit blizzard and now I'm on a list
Detroit blizzard by Putitincider October 12, 2023

Detroit Train Station 

A sexual act, irrelevant of orientation, in which one partner, henceforth referred to as "The Conductor", performs intense anal sex with the other partner, "The Caboose", to completion.

Upon completion the Conductor removes their phallus from the Caboose's sphincter, which at this point should be sufficiently gaped enough for the arrival of the next train. The Conductor then turns around and sits their buttocks of the Caboose's rear, and proceeds to defacate into the Caboose's gaping "station".

The Caboose will then push the train back into the Conductor's own asshole, and the pair will go back and forth until a second climax is reached, at which point, the climaxing partner will shout "ALL ABOARD!"
"Judy and I got a bit freaky last night and took a trip down to the ol' Detroit train station."

"I was feeling a little empty until Bill and I went down to the Detrot train station last night, now we're both pretty full."
Detroit Train Station by Jetscream November 4, 2023

Detroit Ripcord 

When one asks their sexual partner to insert a dishrag into their ass during sex and upon their climax, pulling it all out at once.
Hooked up with a girl. Her demand was that he put a dishcloth in his ass. He did. When they were having sex she asked him to tell her exactly when he was about to cum. He did…

She hits him with the Detroit Ripcord: she unexpectedly pulled out the cloth when he was cumming and he shit all over the bed.
Detroit Ripcord by Johnzaku November 15, 2023

Detroit Lions 

The 2023 NFC North Champions. Not as bad as they used to be.
Fantasy Player: "Hey, who should I have as my defense this week?"

Other Fantasy Player: "The Detroit Lions."
Detroit Lions by Portuzil January 7, 2024

Detroit One Way 

Not stopping at red lights, after dark, in Detroit.
Honey, be home by 10pm take the Detroit One Way and get home safe.
Detroit One Way by FireStud169 December 3, 2024

Detroit Catholic Central 

Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, they’re already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to “accidentally” stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built different—rumor has it, the world’s not ready for them. Also, if you’re wondering where your girl went, there’s a good chance she’s being "recruited" for their version of the team.
Girl: So, you're still going to "Detroit Catholic Central"?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.