Crystal Clear 

You need a friend someone to say
Get your act together
And in between they'll have to stay
Around to kiss it better
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Oh say it's true yeah I need to
Believe in what I'm seeing
I want to scream you know what I mean

I'll show you how I'm feeling

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear
You need a friend someone to pray
Take away the pressure
And in the end they'll have to stay
Around to make it better

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
I gotta get out of here (gotta get out of here)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Crystal Clear by Death Menace May 28, 2023

Crystal court 

When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.

Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court…

Crystal court by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Crystal Comics LLC

The best company in the world. Run beautifully by amazing employees. Everyone wants to work there. The stock market is off the charts. Everyone invested in it.

hey Crystal Comics LLC
what
do you guys make amazing books
sure
ok

Crystal Comics LLC by Uilttl August 17, 2023

crystal myth 

A drug dat makes you stupid enough to have faith in a charlatan with a glass sphere.

Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!

crystal myth by QuacksO August 23, 2023

Crystal & Johnny 

A lovely couple who always matches outfits together and enjoys "riding" Meanwhile a couple they know try to act the same as them.

Crystal & Johnny are matching consistently together

Crystal & Johnny by Denson Coorson II September 3, 2023

crystal closet 

someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)

x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG

crystal closet by Toh.gayest.show September 4, 2023

crystal clear 

Crystal clear (adjective): A deceptive expression used to precede insincere, misleading, or dishonest information. In this context, it no longer conveys the usual meaning of clarity and transparency.

"Let me be crystal clear: THAT money is not THIS money"

crystal clear by ohuno1111 October 11, 2023