jared and courtney 

verb when 3 people go behind a random building and start making out for 30 minutes, and dont care to stop when:

A: there are 2 old guys standing right next to them

B: half their grade is watching, and throwing rocks

guy 1: kid, look at nick and megan!!!! they're totally pullina a jared and courtney!

guy 2: man i know! ive been throwing rocks at them the whole time

guy 3: wow... there still going and theres 2 like 80 year old guys right there

jared and courtney by William Shakespeareson April 13, 2008

Jared 

(n.) A generally creepy stalker like person that emits a totally freakish vibe and makes you wanna run away. On knows when they are a jared when they have a creepy rapist voice, randomly show up behind people, or freak out unknowing teenage girls.

'Omg don't stand behind me like that, you jared.'

Jared by Hair-product lover June 2, 2009

Jared 

One who has more homosexuality then he knows what to do with; The king of flamers.

Fuck my ass and call me jared.

Jared by jed kenney April 9, 2008

The Jared Stetson 

The Jared Stetson. The man, the myth, the legend. Undeniably one of the top 5 best looking men on the face of the planet. He has become such a revolutionary and pivotal influence that his quintessential being shall deicde the fate of mankind itself.

If God had a body, that body would loook like The Jared Stetson.

The Jared Stetson by Godgivengoodlooks June 29, 2008

Jared 

A person who has a fond liking to cats, sometimes extreme liking. Also to the point of having sex with cats.

ME: I heard a kid had sex with a cat! He is such a Jared.

Jared by spankyanky ham April 24, 2008

Jarrett 

Some gay kid

A fortnite god

Name jarrett

Jarrett by Marshyswampass October 29, 2018

jarrettsville 

the most popular and only things in it are smith hardware, mama marias,keene dodge, north harford high, and the north harford liquor store.

bob-well i just went up got my saw sharpened, got my new dodge pick`em up truck, picked up lil old jr in it, stopped by and got some beer.
jimbo-must have been fun
bob-i reck`n

jarrettsville by daniel April 8, 2005