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Dick-cheese 

Dick cheese was originally a word used to call certain americans you've just met (the conditions being: They must be an E-boy older than 17 and they must be met in a random discord server), however, the word quickly evolved into a declaration of gratiude, a greeting, a curse-word, a way to wish good luck and eventually; It turned into actual God himself.

There are 234 known religions today that praise the holy Dick-cheese, commonly reffered as Allahuahajha by members, and is currently the biggest religion in the world. So big infact that everybody is practicing without even knowing as it has become a way of life for humans.

There are tons of statues of the holy Dick-cheese throughout the world immitating the original statue created before big bang by the all-famous content creator Dimitriousenarabou Iamthemad. It is said to still be standing tall as it was made using one of the hardest materials in the entire galaxy called Viagrinarigenato.

While we still ask the question; "Why Dick-cheese of all names for our holy God, lord, saviour and liberato!" it is said to have originated from an ancient drawing uncovered by the inhabitants of old. All we have today is a modernized image of how we speculate the original looked like, and I shalt bless thee, oh worthy desciples, with a sight for sore eyes; The most accurate recreation of the ancient 'Dick-cheese' painting; Loved and adored by all!

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Yo was good Dick-cheese
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Holy mother of hecking Dick-cheese
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Dude 1: Imma hit the yeet to the street

Dude 2: Aight, Dick-cheese ya l8r sk8r

Dude 3: Amen

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Holy frog he's such a pp-cheese (curse-word; As we do not defile the name of our God, lord and liberator)
Dick-cheese by Ideklmao February 26, 2019
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fake cheese 

It is a cheese that looks like plastic and tastes like crap
I'm gonna make a sandwich

Dont use that cheese!

Why?

It's from walmart so it's fake cheese!
fake cheese by Skuttle larva March 8, 2019

Dick Cheese 

Dick cheese is the old nasty leftover sperm in your foreskin.
Bro I just pulled my foreskin back and saw so much dick cheese I’m finna make a sandwich wit it
Dick Cheese by Khachik=gay April 10, 2019

Cottage cheese in a bag 

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.
Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

Tit cheese 

Long chunky nipples on a man that taste like rotten cheese
The breaded milk had become chunky and turned into tit cheese
Tit cheese by Fattittybibba April 15, 2019

Swiss cheese 

When your playing some team fooseball and one guy just absolutely let’s everything in when he’s on defense.
Damn, Eddy got that Swiss cheese defense. He’s letting everybody score!

David_cheese 

david_cheese is one of the best youtubers ever. I think you should subscribe to him it's @david_cheeese he hasn't posted in a while but he still got his fans though jk. BTW this is a joke.
Everyone but david_cheese: "Yo is that the best Youtuber ever."
David_cheese: "I wouldn't say the best but thank you."
David_cheese by Loot towers May 28, 2019