that's what she said 

You are wasting your time reading this.....Go open your books and study something.

Ok I got it....That's what she said.

that's what she said by Killer@ShadyXV January 5, 2017

He Said She Said 

While making out with a chick, use your tounge to make contact with her uvula causing her to vomit into your mouth. You then vomit into her mouth and continue to make out.

Guy 1: Dude, I got plastered at this party and started making out with this chick.

Guy 2: Things get any where?

Guy 3: No, I did not have a condum. But she did introduce me to the "He Said She Said."

He Said She Said by M Stonewall April 30, 2010

she said that 

she said that: similar to that's what she said, but better. it's shorter and sweeter.

Two friends stand looking at the Empire State Building.
Friend A: "It's so big!"
Friend B: "She said that."

Two friends go out for burgers.
Friend A: "I can't fit the whole thing in my mouth."
Friend B: "She said that."

Friend B always wins.

she said that by thewinner January 7, 2008

that's what she said 

Citizen Band 10 code is 10-5 for that's what she said

Bob: Put it on the other side
Joe: 10-5

that's what she said by Greatbarron May 3, 2004

Tom said hi! 

Butt sex, sex in the butt, anal penetration, ass rape.

"Dude, my girlfriend was so fucking drunk last night. Tom said hi!"

Tom said hi! by Pickleburger. September 12, 2011

That's what Sheen said 

Phrases that pertain to the Sheen lifestyle.

That's what sheen said...

That's what Sheen said by Sheenfan1 March 17, 2011

thats what your mum said

a phrase to follow any word or sentence whether it makes sense or makes u look like a fuckin tool, said whenever someone speaks to you or anyone within hearing distance.

"hey man u comin to the shops"
"thats what ur mum said"
"mate, ur a fuckin tool"

thats what your mum said by thats sum funny shit September 11, 2003