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poopie weiner sammich 

A chili dog. It can have mustard, mayonaise, ketchup, and many other toppings. Mustard is urine. Ketchup is blood. Mayonaise is man jelly. Chili is poopie. The hotdog is the weiner. The bun is the sammich.
JoeBob: Get me a poopie weiner sammich, GooberBoy.
GooberBoy: Would you like urine, man jelly, or blood on that?
JoeBob: I'll take some manjelly, some of your prized manjelly!
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carpe weiner 

Similar to the Latin 'carpe diem' and the German 'weiner' (prounced vee-ner).

The overwhelming desire to grab some male genitalia.
I need it so bad, I am going to carpe weiner even if the attached life support system is a total tool.
carpe weiner by das punisher April 4, 2011

Viner Weiner 

She is is sus little girlie girl, and she is a slow reader. Veena likes Lulu, and has some black medium length hair, and likes to brag abt her Dior lip oil. She has some friends that love her for her extra quirkiness.
Viner Weiner by Elliewelly_lms April 18, 2022

Wolf river Weiner wash 

Fingerblast a chick on a sandbar along side a river, getting sand into her vagina. Then you fuck her hard, no lube. Then cum inside her, pull your cum and sand covered dick out, a wash off your dick in her mouth.
I was floatin down the river, and got a hankerin for a wolf river Weiner washer with the old lady.

whatever cooks your weiner 

synonymous to, "whatever floats your boat"

is said sometimes after the saying,"whatever floats your boat" in order to spin the other person in a weird direction...
I dont know about you but that bitch is ugly as shit but if you wanna go after that then be my guest...whatever cooks your weiner.

max weiner 

a jack ass who thinks he is the shit

NEWS FLASH MAX...you are not

no matter how much money you pay, you will never EVER get head; and yes you WILL die a virgin

no one likes you; get over yourself and leave the touching of your dick to yourself...PLEASE
a jackass with no life and with a tiiiinyy ass dick
max weiner by 4YOURinfo April 1, 2005

POUND WEINER 

A weiner that is forced any place
Britney is familiar with a pound weiner
POUND WEINER by Dr. Knockers December 3, 2007