hoenah 

nickname for why dont we member Jonah Marais. he is thought to be a singer by day, stripper by night. this was brought up after his famous words "im quite the sex object".

hoenah is getting it tonight

hoenah is back again....

hoenah by hoenah fan August 22, 2018

Hoeni 

Your name is phoenix and your doing that tik too trend where you take the first and last letter out of your name.
Also known as a majestic bird c:

Person: look at this tik too trend, why don't you try it!

Phoenix: searches up they name. Nothing? That's unfair :(

let them be found out :))

Hoeni by iiAlvxkz March 3, 2021

hoesplat 

When a woman attempts to make a sexually enticing video, and the furniture / structure beneath her collapses.

While attempting to showcase her nude 450 pound bulk for a " Large and in Charge " self-esteem building excercise, Rosies whale-like tonnage caused her dining room table to violently collapse, resulting in a hoesplat which garnered second place on Americas Funniest Home Videos.

hoesplat by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018

hoeitis 

Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.

Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!

hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016

scaring the hoes away 

striking fear into the hoes hearts with the abnormal actions

elias, you can’t play MF DOOM on the aux you’re scaring the hoes away

scaring the hoes away by japanesewombat December 28, 2020

Detective "Four Hoes" 

the guy who points out the obvious that everybody seems to miss at the moment. you can summon him by laying down a pack of cigarretes and a freshly polished Monster Energy Drink. leave the rest to him.

Guy1: Dude, where the fuck is Andrew? I can't seem to find him.
Detective "Four Hoes" : He shoots heroin in the kitchen. *Points to the kitchen door*

Detective "Four Hoes" by dumicarpacius October 11, 2021

Hoefax 

Adj: getting the personal information from a girl that you are about to date such as past boy friends, how many times they'd had sex, etc

Jon: i need to get the hoefax for this chick before we fuck
Billy : yeah you don't want to catch anything

Hoefax by L-Dog Oreo July 11, 2011