MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.

I didn't touch your socks.

MonkeyFilter by idest October 6, 2004

monkey scoop 

verb (mung-kee sc-oop): The process by which a fart is delivered, by hand, in cupped fashion, to the recipients' nose. Thus directly affecting the life of the individual

I monkey scooped my mom and she proceeded to bust me in the head.

monkey scoop by dolanitchze September 19, 2008

monkeywork 

Any repetitive time-wasting task not fit for a monkey. Busy work, drill and practice, boring school work, a waste of effort, something mindless.

I spent all morning on monkeywork!
Got all my monkeywork done early so I could have some fun.
Monkeywork got you down?
Your monkeywork is all over the place.

monkeywork by Max Girard September 10, 2007

Monkey Hoops 

n. A racist term for basketball

Black man approaches white man.

Black man: You wanna play some basketball?

White man: No, I don't play monkey hoops.

Monkey Hoops by John Swingdice April 5, 2011

Monkia 

Only Monkia

Just Monkia

Monkia is a Female Character in the game Doki Doki literature Club,Monkia is mostly know as being a meme that relate to her three other friends Yuri,Natsuki and Sayori.Monkia is one of the main characters in Doki Doki Literature Club and she is know as the villain in this game

"Just Monkia"
"Fucking monkiammmmmmmmmmmmm"

Monkia by Mmmmm77 March 8, 2018

admin monkey 

An individual employed in a job whereby their duties are administration based but tedious, repetitive, low-paid and boring, hence a monkey could do it for bananas.

Anna - "I just got a temping job at the bank."

Joe - "What are you doing?"

Anna - "I'm an admin monkey man. I'm gonna spend my whole day scratching my ass, eating bananas, flinging my poo at rude colleagues and typing."

admin monkey by copywriterclaire January 18, 2008

cuche monkey 

An offensive term used to describe someone who annoys you regularly.

Do you always got to annoy me tommy? Your such a fucking cuche monkey thats why you can't get laid.

cuche monkey by Cris De La geeZy January 11, 2009