Angry Marines
Space Marine chapter in the Warhammer 40,000 Universe that was orginally created on 4chan. Has only the most irritated, insane, mad, generally angry Space Marines who can't be assigned to any other chapter due to their disregard for chain of command, general profanity and irritablity. Tend to carry out suicidal assaults - and win nonetheless.
Are generally led by Commissar Fuklaw, Egar, or any other equivalent of a pissed off Imperial Commissar.
Marines in this chapter also have anger-related names, often spelled backwards for humourous (?) effect. Examples include Ragequit, Muchdickery, Getoffmylawn, Dissep, Bitch Sodomiser of Death (BSOD), etc.
Normally also are recognized by their chant - "ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!"
Are also notorious for having Powerfeet and Powerfists - the Fists to smash the enemy's face in, the Feet to curbstomp and kick in the enemy's balls.
Are generally led by Commissar Fuklaw, Egar, or any other equivalent of a pissed off Imperial Commissar.
Marines in this chapter also have anger-related names, often spelled backwards for humourous (?) effect. Examples include Ragequit, Muchdickery, Getoffmylawn, Dissep, Bitch Sodomiser of Death (BSOD), etc.
Normally also are recognized by their chant - "ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!"
Are also notorious for having Powerfeet and Powerfists - the Fists to smash the enemy's face in, the Feet to curbstomp and kick in the enemy's balls.
Random Imperial Guardsman -"Commissar, who are they?"
Random Commissar (in awe) - "They…are the Angry Marines. And they shall know no calm."
Angry Marine Sarge - "GOT THAT MUCH RIGHT, FUCKERS! WE'RE HERE TO CLEAN UP YOUR SHITTY OP! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT AND LET US WORK, YOU CUNTS!"
Random Commissar (in awe) - "They…are the Angry Marines. And they shall know no calm."
Angry Marine Sarge - "GOT THAT MUCH RIGHT, FUCKERS! WE'RE HERE TO CLEAN UP YOUR SHITTY OP! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT AND LET US WORK, YOU CUNTS!"
Angry Marines by Logical Fellow June 29, 2012
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