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dirty heather 

When a person has too much wine, reads too many books, and curses you for being a normal person.
My friend Chris has a wife that is such a Dirty Heather.

Horny Heather 

Girl who is amazingly hot Gives Boner Boy a boner in a matter of 0.05 seconds. She is Soooo Horny All the time
Horny Heather & Boner Boy did it on the Mats at their high school, because she is so horny and now they are Legends.....BITCHES!!

Giga Heather 

Giga Heather is the queen of all Heathers. Are you the school Heather? Pray Giga Heather doesn't transfer in because if she does your reign is over and you'll be long forgotten afterward. Places where many school Heathers compete such as university and socials - Giga Heather is the one everyone knows and the one getting famous, not you. All guys want Giga Heather and all girls, including inferior Heathers, want to be Giga Heather.

Giga Heather:
1. Appearance - Prettiest of all Heathers and is the standard for what an actual 10 looks like. Boujee always with high fashion, swag and vehicle.
2. Confidence - Giga Heather knows exactly how good she looks and how desired she is. She gets more compliments and attention in 1 day than you will ever get in a lifetime and she knows it and owns it.
3. Power - Giga Heather knows how to work a crowd and get what she wants, she has power over practically all men to get them to do her bidding just with a smile. Giga Heathers can be a man eater.
4. Social media - Giga Heathers have big followings on socials and her posts will be completely stuffed with comments worshipping her, much more than regular Heathers.
5. Simps - Whether it's the ones openly simping, the ones calling others simps, the ones talking about how they would never simp or the ones who say nothing at all to seem disinterested - they ALL are simping for Giga Heather. Even the most popular guys that get tons of attention will be turned to mush by a Giga Heather.
Actual witnessed uses recently on Tik:

"She's like the female version of Giga Chad."
"Yeah she's Giga Heather."

"You are honestly the prettiest girl I have ever seen on this site. How are you so pretty?!"
"She's Giga Heather bro."
"You simps are pathetic."
"As if you aren't simping."
Giga Heather by Cloudsfloat12 February 25, 2021

Caitlin Heather

Loves you with all her heart, to the moon and back. Must know your whereabouts and who you were with at all times. Stalks you online under aliases and tries to control what you do and who you see.
My girlfriend was fine until she went full Caitlin Heather on me. Now I must get a restraining order.
Caitlin Heather by Adam Bleam January 6, 2022

Tommy + Heather 

Heather is a blonde hair blue eyed, charming girl who has the voice of an angel, loves hanging out with her friends, and be by Tommy 24/7.
Tommy has brown eyes and red hair, and freckles, he loves playing the drums, hanging out with his friends, showing off the natural talent he has with sports and being with his number one fan... Heather!!

They started off as childhood best friends but ended up falling for each other later on in their lives. They define the saying Meant-To-Be. They can be away from each other without fear that they'll lose what they have. All the other couples want to be like them. They are the king and queen of their universe and they make sure that everyone knows it.
TEXTING:
Girl 1: Tommy + Heather are goals.
Girl 2: IKR they make me so jealous
Girl 1: I KNOW!!! It's so unfair!!!
Tommy + Heather by HAF200 May 14, 2018

Dirty Dirty Heather 

When your in a relationship and go to the bar with your Friends, then leave with a guy from a biker gang for an eventful night. Then wake up to the smell of shame, fear and regret.
Pedro picked up a dirty dirty heather from the bar last night